Monday, July 13, 2009

Romo Breaks Up With Simpson, Doesn't Offer Cram Session

To some of us, it's a glimmer of hope. To others, it's a failure for the ages. Then there are some of us who don't really Romo_Simpsoncare. No matter where you fall in, the truth is that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have broken up on the day before her 29th birthday. According to reports, Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback who followed in Nick Lachey's footsteps in entering into a relationship with the bombshell, broke up with Jessica Simpson the day before her Barbie-themed birthday bash was set to take place. Simpson was allegedly so distraught that she cancelled her get-together the following day, leaving dozens of would-be guests with Barbie aspirations that remain unfulfilled. If Tony wanted to ease the blow, he could've suggested Jessica use the Starving Students Cram Session, which would've saved her $20 off of her move out of his home. With our Dallas branch likely eager to assist Jess, they would've been more than happy to give her the discount and help her move all of her belongings right back to Los Angeles where we still don't have a football team. Give us a call at (888) 931-MOVE (6683) or send us an e-mail here This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it to get a quote on the best move you've ever had.

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