Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Justin And Jessica Are Not 'N Sync Anymore

Stop the presses and pass the tissues -- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split up. Actually it happened last month and reports are saying that Justin was the one that broke up with her over the phone. Anonymous reports are indicating one of the main problems was that Jessica kept checking up on Justin wondering when the singer was going to bTimberlake_Biele bring "SexyBack". Oh yeah, we said it. Any reference we can make to one of JT's songs makes the day even greater. It make the bad times go "Dead And Gone" and if you don't believe that, "Cry Me A River". Want some more references? E-mail us here This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and see if you can name more JT songs than we can. And if we don't answer it's probably because we're out trying to find the now-single and dangerous-to-download Jessica Biel. But don't worry abotu Justin -- the latest rumors have him dating Rihanna. But if we do answer, go ahead and ask us about saving some money on your next move with Starving Students. Play your cards right and you'll be eligible for our Cram Session discount and if you're really lucky, we'll try and play some Justin Timberlake songs in our trucks while we're moving you. Cause our movers are always 'N Sync.

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